Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you’ll enjoy being the source of their frustrations as you stride down the flourescent hallways with this fine koan of a t-shirt…

High quality heavyweight black tshirt with the phrase “There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t” written front and center in white ink. If you don’t get it, you just shouldn’t get it now should you?

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Converse - America’s Original Sports Company - All Star boots. Here Converse honours Chuck Taylor ”the ambassador of basketball”, for his innovations by adding his signature to the trademarked rubber ankle patch on every pair of All Star boots. Part of the Century range celebrating 100 years of Converse.

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Fashionable ‘Stay Gold’ emo design from Paint the Stars, comes in one size for that sleek skinny emo look.

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Entire operating systems and programs used to be distributed on floppy disks, but as time and technology progressed, floppies were superseded by CD-ROMs, then USB and high speed internet connections as a way to distribute data and program.

Each of them also has a clear stopper to prevent them from unintentionally slipping out of your ear. They’re packaged in a white silver-tissue-paper-filled gift box with a black label (see the detailed photos). .925 sterling silver ear hooks, cell phones, and chain.

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Rockett T-shirt - Zombie Ice Cream (White) 100% cotton tee with waterbased silkscreen print. Excellent emo design.

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